Merry Christmas to All, And to All a Positive ROI!

Happy Holidays from Acquisio!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all ’round the Web

Not a webpage was visited, not even a forum thread

The cookies were placed on computers with care

In hopes that Boxing Day shoppers soon would be there


The children were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of iPads danced in their heads

And mamma on her TouchPad, and I on my Mac

Had just logged on to see our Analytics recap

When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,

I stopped reading Mashable to see what was the matter


Away to the window I flew like a flash

Finishing my regedit with an impromptu backslash

With the means to track Social, Display, and SEO

I knew in a moment it must be Acquisio


More rapid than eagles, the data it came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them all by name!

“Now Campaigns, Now AdGroups, now Keywords get better!

On Google! On Bing! On Facebook and Twitter!

To the top of the SERPs! To the top of them all! 

Now CTR! CTR! CTR all!


And then, in a twinkling, I saw the results

Advertising on the Google Display Network, would no longer draw insults

Acquisio had come, its algorithms strong

More accurate bid management, it wouldn’t take long


The reports were all finished, I was soon done my work

And I danced through the hallways, like a gymnast from Cirque

My work was finished quickly, and I let out a sigh

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a positive ROI!


Happy Holidays from Acquisio!

Mark John Hiemstra

Mark John Hiemstra

Mark John Hiemstra is a content and social media marketing consultant to Acquisio. He got involved in digital marketing purely by accident, and has spent the last several years learning about building relationships with consumers online through the many channels available to those who are willing to get involved. He is loathe to discuss himself in the third person, but can be persuaded to do so, from time to time.

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