Twas the night before Christmas, when all ’round the Web
Not a webpage was visited, not even a forum thread
The cookies were placed on computers with care
In hopes that Boxing Day shoppers soon would be there
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of iPads danced in their heads
And mamma on her TouchPad, and I on my Mac
Had just logged on to see our Analytics recap
When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,
I stopped reading Mashable to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Finishing my regedit with an impromptu backslash
With the means to track Social, Display, and SEO
I knew in a moment it must be Acquisio
More rapid than eagles, the data it came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them all by name!
“Now Campaigns, Now AdGroups, now Keywords get better!
On Google! On Bing! On Facebook and Twitter!
To the top of the SERPs! To the top of them all!
Now CTR! CTR! CTR all!
And then, in a twinkling, I saw the results
Advertising on the Google Display Network, would no longer draw insults
Acquisio had come, its algorithms strong
More accurate bid management, it wouldn’t take long
The reports were all finished, I was soon done my work
And I danced through the hallways, like a gymnast from Cirque
My work was finished quickly, and I let out a sigh
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a positive ROI!
Happy Holidays from Acquisio!