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Super Santa Rider – A Flash Holiday Game

Acquisio brings Christmas Holiday Cheer to the masses once again this Season with Super Santa Rider, an addictive game of skill and chance where you guide Santa and his supersonic sled through endless jumps and power boosts in a game where you must cover maximum distance without running over too many Acquisio employees.

Be sure to submit your high score – you could earn the title of Super Santa Rider Champion 2008!

acquisio video game super santa rider - Holidays 2008

CLICK HERE TO PLAY SUPER SANTA RIDER

PS – we originally let the developers do whatever they wanted. Bad mistake. To see the uncensored version of super Santa Rider, click here. Be aware that this may be a little disturbing.

Negative Keywords are Positively Fantastic for ROI

While slurping hot chocolate (Montreal is frikkin’ cold!) this past week, I’ve been trying to write an epic post on how searcher intent is all too often ironically ignored in the search marketing world. I wanted to write big, elegantly placing keyword based advertising in the larger framework of the all encompassing field of marketing. I failed. Maybe it will become a book someday, written by someone else entirely, but it won’t be a post today.

Instead, I’ll take a slim sliver of the concept embedded in my previously lofty goal: negative keywords in PPC – and try to offer something more solid than philosophy. [Read more...]

Offsite Meeting Wisdom – or "What are you sinking about?"

When you take your management team to an offsite meeting, here are a few tips to avoid coming home wondering why you took this time away from the office:

1. Do not bring more than 2 bottles of wine per person per day. I would say that 1.5 bottles is just enough lubrication. Except for the next morning headache.

2. Food – don’t let your bacon cook unsupervised. Unsupewrvised bacon eventually turns black and powdery. Not good.

3. Don’t do hotels. Cottages are best. Especially large lake side cottages with large bay windows on a large lake with large snowflakes and large bedrooms. Wi-fi must be available everywhere.

Over the past 2 days, we accomplished so much that we’re seriously pondering a permanent move. We talked shop – lots of it. We also planned loads of great stuff for our beloved clients. We actually know exactly what we’re going to do with our money.

We couldn’t have been this productive if it wasn’t for someone’s delicious meals, attention to every detail, and absolutely perfect preparation. From the melt in your mouth osso bucco to the best strawberry pies ever – ever. Marie, thank you Soooooo much, we had a great time at your gorgeous country home, it couldn’t possibly have been better. You’re awesome!


Which t-shirt might you *actually* wear outside of your house, outside of laundry day?

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